5 Male Model Instagram Accounts You Won’t Be Sorry You Followed

There are few joys I have in my pathetic, candy-bar-eating life. One such joy is following a bunch of male models on Instagram and pretending they are my boyfriends.

Nothing takes the edge off a horrible bus ride to work filled with sweaty grandmas and colostomy bags like a nice drool session over some shirtless selfies.

Not wanting to keep this well-kept secret to myself, I give you the 5 Male Model Instagram Accounts you should be following right now:

1. Garrett Neff (@gwneff)

This curly-haired bastard will make you want to kill yourself in a good way with uploads like these:

@gwneff

@gwneff

@gwneff

@gwneff

@gwneff

@gwneff

2. Josh Button (@THEJOSHBUTTON)

Grab a burp cloth for your drool for this hottie:

@thejoshbutton

@thejoshbutton

@thejoshbutton

@thejoshbutton

Sweet Jesus can this guy exercise.

@thejoshbutton

@thejoshbutton

3. Sebastian Lund (@thevikingwarrior)

I have bruises all over my body from pinching myself to make sure this guy is real:

@thevikingwarrior

@thevikingwarrior

@thevikingwarrior

@thevikingwarrior

@thevikingwarrior

@thevikingwarrior

4. Kacey Carrig (@kaceycarrig)

If I were made to choose between crapping a carving knife every day for the rest of my life, or never seeing this man’s Instagram uploads ever again, I would choose carving knife every time.

@kaceycarrig

@kaceycarrig

@kaceycarrig

@kaceycarrig

Clearly he can’t stop thinking about me enough that he needed to take a picture of it.

@kaceycarrig

@kaceycarrig

5. Nick Youngquest (@nick_youngquest)

Like goddamn Christmas morning every time with this guy.

@nick_youngquest

@nick_youngquest

@nick_youngquest

@nick_youngquest

@nick_youngquest

@nick_youngquest

There you have it ladies and ladyboys. I think I speak for everyone reading this post when I say I know what you’re doing for the next eight hours.

If you have any guilty Instagram accounts you follow, tweet me @JefferyAustin and follow me on Instagram @jeffery_austin.

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