There are few joys I have in my pathetic, candy-bar-eating life. One such joy is following a bunch of male models on Instagram and pretending they are my boyfriends.
Nothing takes the edge off a horrible bus ride to work filled with sweaty grandmas and colostomy bags like a nice drool session over some shirtless selfies.
Not wanting to keep this well-kept secret to myself, I give you the 5 Male Model Instagram Accounts you should be following right now:
1. Garrett Neff (@gwneff)
This curly-haired bastard will make you want to kill yourself in a good way with uploads like these:
2. Josh Button (@THEJOSHBUTTON)
Grab a burp cloth for your drool for this hottie:
Sweet Jesus can this guy exercise.
3. Sebastian Lund (@thevikingwarrior)
I have bruises all over my body from pinching myself to make sure this guy is real:
4. Kacey Carrig (@kaceycarrig)
If I were made to choose between crapping a carving knife every day for the rest of my life, or never seeing this man’s Instagram uploads ever again, I would choose carving knife every time.
Clearly he can’t stop thinking about me enough that he needed to take a picture of it.
5. Nick Youngquest (@nick_youngquest)
Like goddamn Christmas morning every time with this guy.
There you have it ladies and ladyboys. I think I speak for everyone reading this post when I say I know what you’re doing for the next eight hours.